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Top 20 Most Corny Chat-Up Lines Ever

Most men and women find chat-up lines a turn-off, preferring a nice smile, a simple introduction and maybe a compliment. Chat-up lines can come across as corny, crude and even just plain pushy and trying to deliver one can be stressful and fraught with embarrassment. So, here are the worst ones we could find out there, for your amusement, use these as your peril!

“I like your dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor”

“Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy”

“Did it hurt falling from heaven?”

“Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long.”

“Have a feel of this shirt, does it feel like boyfriend material?”

“Are those space jeans? Because your bum is out of this world”

“I think you must have dropped something” then give her a piece of paper with your phone number on.

“I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.”

Lick your fingers then stroke her clothes – “How about me and you get outta these wet clothes?”

“Your hands are so soft and delicate, my dick would look huge in them”

“Did you just fart? Because you blew me away”

“Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a great set of buns”

“You’re hot, I’m ugly, let’s make average babies”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck.”

“Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”

“I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?”

“The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.”

“What do you like for breakfast?”

“There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off”

“You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line”

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